How does Arashi's Sho Sakurai view the world?

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:24:23.15 0 ID:

国民的アイドルグループのメンバー
圧倒的知名度と人気
推定年収3億円
イケメン
慶応大学卒の高学歴インテリ
好感度高い

お前らのことなんかゴミ以下だと思ってそうだな
Member of the national idol group
Overwhelming name value and popularity
Approximately earning \300 million a year
Ikemen
Graduate of Keio University, an intelligent person with high academic background 
Well-liked

He probably thinks that you guys are lower than trash.

http://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20130420/21/theshow-red/40/ea/j/o0480064012507678446.jpg

2： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:27:41.71 0 ID:

せやな
Right

8： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:32:13.29 0 ID:

総務省ってテレビ局の放送免許扱ってるところだから

絶対干されないという保障付き
And the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications deals with the broadcasting licenses of the TV stations so he has the assurance that he'll never be frozen out.

9： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:32:22.67 0 ID:

事務次官なの？
The administrative vice-minister?

10： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:33:38.36 0 ID:

まだ事務次官ではないな

でも最有力候補
His dad isn't yet, but he's the number one candidate.

12： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:35:04.96 0 ID:

でも事務次官って年収3000万くらいなんでしょ

超絶エリートで激務な割りに少ねえな

But Administrative Vice Ministers only earn about 30 million a year, right?
That's a super elite position and a demanding job, but the pay is so low.

13： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:36:43.28 0 ID:

櫻井俊　総務審議官
Shun Sakurai, Deputy Vice-Minister for Policy Coordination

http://notrendnolife.jp/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/201305251300371.jpg

34： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:48:16.81 0 ID:

>>13

そっくりだな
Looks exactly like him

15： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:38:22.88 0 ID:

退職後に年収数億のところに天下りして5年ぐらい働いて退職金数億もらうから
Because he'll be appointed to a job that earns a few hundred million a year, work there for 5 years and earn hundreds of millions in retirement pay.

18： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:39:49.24 0 ID:

名前もイケメン

これで山田光男とかだったら多分売れてない

Even his name's an ikemen's.
If his name was something like Mitsuo Yamada, he probably wouldn't have become popular.

19： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:40:12.72 0 ID:

今の姿は仮の姿で根はラップが好きなDQNだよ
The current him is just a disguise, his true form is a rap-loving DQN

22： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:42:05.40 0 ID:

見下した態度出とりますやん
He seems like he looks down on others

25： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:43:30.53 0 ID:

あと身長が高かったらね(ﾎﾞｿ
If he were just taller...

http://blog-imgs-57.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/20131019133738.jpeg

26： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:43:37.42 0 ID:

ここまで生まれながらに恵まれてると他人を見下すことすらしないと思うわ
But if you were as blessed as him when you were born, I don't think you'd even have to look down on others. 

30： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:46:32.77 0 ID:

櫻井はなんか歪んでるよ

途中であからさまに顔つきが悪いほうに変わった

何が原因か知らんけど

大麻くんとは逆だね

Sakurai seems twisted in a way.
His face has clearly become more evil somewhere along the way.
I don't know the reason for that, though.
It's the opposite of Taima-kun.

31： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:46:54.68 0 ID:

櫻井は頭がハゲる
父親もハゲてるから間違いない
人間はみな平等だ

Sakurai will go bald.
His dad is balding so there's no question about it.
All human beings are created equal.

http://p.twimg.com/AerPqE2CMAACrEY.jpg

35： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:49:03.48 0 ID:

なんでジャニ入った

Why did he join Johnny's?

(Related post HERE)

37： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:49:56.48 0 ID:

zeroでのバカな視聴者の方々この説明でおわかり頂けましたでしょうか？

みたいな態度が好きw

I like his attitude on Zero where it seems like he's thinking,


"So all you stupid viewers, were you able to understand that explanation?"

http://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20121120/11/19820125-ss-a/4e/7e/j/t02200293_0480064012294436478.jpg

39： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:51:29.60 0 ID:

父親より稼いでるだろうな
He must be earning more than daddy

42： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:52:16.32 0 ID:

震災の時に涙を流したみたいな話聞いたことあるけど実際は知らない
I heard that he shed tears during the 3/11 disaster, but I don't know if that's true

43： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:52:35.58 0 ID:

売りが家柄ってしょべえやつだな

So his strong point is his family background?
That's so lame.

44： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:54:00.24 0 ID:

オリンピックか世界陸上でボルトにインタビューしようとして撃沈した時はインテリジェンスのカケラも感じなかった
I remember the time he tried to interview Bolt during the Olympics was it, or the World Championships in Athletics and failed miserably. It didn't look like he had an ounce of intelligence back then, though.

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-fgMEv8U3H6k/T-4-cew6AzI/AAAAAAAATOo/8tG8zBfzrGA/s655/LONDON%2520HEAT_2012.06.30_A.jpg.jpg

45： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:54:24.23 0 ID:

24時間テレビでピアノ失敗して号泣してたのはなんていうか驚いた
I was so surprised when he cried so hard after failing at the piano on 24-jikan terebi

47： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:54:27.55 0 ID:

櫻井翔DQN伝説

母親に勝手にジーパンを選択されたことに切れて一週間口を利かなかった

学生時代にキューピーなるあだ名を付けられブチギレたことがある
のちにあだ名を付けた相手とは一番の親友となった

高校生の時点でピアスにヘソピ
理由は「学校で流行ってたから」

ラップ誌はSHOW（）という名義で書いていた
厨二病卒業してから櫻井翔名義になる

かっこつけてスケボーで移動
人前で派手でコケて恥かいてからはやめた

XJAPANにあこがれてZEUSというバンドを組んでいたが大した活動もないまま終了
代表曲は藤井フミヤの『TRUE LOVE』

ジュニア時代は3秒で切れると言われていた
Ｊｒ時代誰かが食べ残したカップ麺を楽屋の流し台に捨てていることに激怒

Ｊｒ時代ストーカーしてくるファン相手にキレて傘を投げつけた

antiantiというアンチに喧嘩売る曲を作詞
コンサートのみでの披露だったのでアンチには届かず

合コンについて大学生時代「どの世界でもお持ち帰りってあんじゃん？ファーストフードとかも持ち帰れんじゃん？基本持ち帰れんだよね」と発言

持ち帰ったあとどうするのかというメンバーの質問に対して「持ち帰ったら基本そうじゃん？持ち帰ったら食べんだよ」

Sakurap DQN legend

- He got mad at his mom for choosing his jeans without his consent and didn't talk to her for 1 week.
- He was given the nickname Kewpie when he was a student and totally lost it. Later on, he became best buds with the guy who gave him that nickname.
- He already had ear and navel piercings when he was in highschool. The reason he gave was "because it was the 'in' thing in school".
- He wrote articles in a rap magazine with the pen name SHOW ().
Once he matured a bit, he wrote using Sho Sakurai.
- He tried to act cool and always rode a skateboard.
But he tripped in front of other people, got embarrassed, and stopped doing it.
- He idolized X JAPAN so he formed a band called ZEUS, but they disbanded without really doing any huge activities.
Their trademark song was Fumiya Fujii's "TRUE LOVE".
- They said that he gets mad in 3 seconds while he was still a Jr.
He got mad at someone who threw away leftover cup noodles in the sink when he was still a Jr.
- He got irritated at a stalker fan when he was still a Jr. and threw an umbrella.
- He composed a song called "anti anti", as if to pick a fight against the haters. They only performed it during concerts so the haters were not aware of this.
- When he was in college, he commented about goukon parties: "You can always take home anything, anywhere, right? You can even take home fast food, right? You can basically take them home". When asked by the other members what he'd do after he takes them home, he said: "If you take home, you know, you eat them".

51： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:57:31.30 0 ID:

サクラップってイケメンなの？

歯が出ててリスみたいじゃんか

Is Sakurap an ikemen?
He looks like a squirrel to me with those teeth.

55： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 15:59:51.97 0 ID:

>>51

松本潤「翔くんは笑った時の歯がかわいいんだよね

自分では気に入らないみたいだけどオレはあの歯で『噛んで！』って感じ」
Jun Matsumoto: "Sho-kun's teeth are cute when he smiles. He apparently doesn't like them, but I always feel like saying 'bite me with those teeth of yours'."

57： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:00:33.04 0 ID:

完璧だよね
He's perfect

58： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:00:36.76 0 ID:

しかも慶應の経済だからな

SFCとは難易度も格も別の大学

And he studied economics in Keio.
The difficulty and the class of that university is entirely different from SFC.

59： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:01:19.62 0 ID:

http://i.imgur.com/D064m2A.jpg

79： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:11:21.61 0 ID:

妹が日テレにコネ入社
His younger sister got into NTV thanks to the connections

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/uwasainfo/imgs/e/9/e9a09086-s.jpg

60： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:01:52.73 0 ID:

妹整形後の峯岸にそっくりやんな
His younger sister looks exactly like Minegishi after her plastic surgery

61： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:03:01.32 0 ID:

これで身長180あったらと思うと恐ろしい
The thought of 'what if he was 180cm tall' is threatening

66： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:04:13.16 0 ID:

年収3億か

運転手兼掃除係として雇ってくれんかな

300 million a year...
I wonder if he'll hire me as a driver/cleaner.

71： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:06:16.58 0 ID:

桜井って名字が卑怯

あれだけで5割増でかっこよく思える

The surname Sakurai is like cheating.
That alone increases his coolness factor by about 50%.

81： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:13:22.73 0 ID:

ヘビースモーカーなのもファンの間では常識だけど一般には知られてない
It's common knowledge among fans that he's a heavy smoker, but not to the general public

http://pic.prepics-cdn.com/sato4/7453094.jpeg

84： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:14:39.55 0 ID:

大野栽培と違ってタバコは犯罪でもないし

というか全員喫煙者じゃなかったっけ

松潤大麻くんは最近やめたとかやめないとか聞いたけど二宮も歯茎黒いし

It's different from the Ohno (weed) plantation, and tobacco isn't punishable by law.
Actually, all of them smoke, right?

I heard that MatsuJun and Taima-kun were thinking of stopping, but look at Ninomiya, he's got black teeth.

86： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:15:52.71 0 ID:

エリートはほとんど喫煙者
Most elites are smokers

87： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:16:01.83 0 ID:

櫻井だけじゃなく嵐は5人とも喫煙者

中居や木村はテレビでも吸ってる姿が映ったりするけど嵐はイメージ的に出来ない

It's not just Sakurai. Everyone in Arashi smokes.
You can sometimes see Nakai and Kimura smoking on TV, but Arashi can't do that because of their image.

90： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:16:52.03 0 ID:

チビって言っても170だから一応ギリギリ平均だし他のスペック考えれば無問題
People may say he's small, but he's at least 170cm which is barely the average height. And when you think about his other specs, there's no problem about this at all.

91： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:16:56.89 0 ID:

年収は同期の慶応卒に比べてもやっぱり圧倒的なのかな
Even his income is probably overwhelmingly huge too compared to the other people who graduated from Keio at the same time

108： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:29:41.97 0 ID:

っていうかあれだけ働いて年収3億なのかよ

上はいくらハネてんだ

Rather, he's only earning 300 million for all the work he's doing!?
Just how much are the higher-ups pocketing?

121： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:37:00.89 0 ID:

ジャニタレは固定給だよ

3億円貰うには独立しなきゃ

しかし抜け駆けしたら業界では出来ないからヒモになるしかない

Johnny's talents have fixed salaries.
You have to go indie in order to earn 300 million.
But the problem is that you won't be able to survive in the industry if you dare leave that agency, so there's no choice but to stay tied to them.

124： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:43:11.02 0 ID:

>>121

中居とごろちゃんの格差は？
Then what about the discrepancy between Nakai and Goro-chan?

122： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:38:50.32 0 ID:

まいんちゃんに似てる
Looks like Main-chan

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFy1TuQCAAIu_no.jpg

http://realtrendnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/EXP1352882490.jpg

nkskにも似てる
Also looks like nksk
(Saki Nakajima)

http://www.officiallyjd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/20111109_todaerika_10.jpg

http://supertrendnews.biz/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/528b683f5817.jpg

http://cdn-ak.f.st-hatena.com/images/fotolife/o/owatey/20071215/20071215171453.jpg

http://news-trend.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/16993507_220x228.jpeg

123： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:41:45.47 0 ID:

櫻井くんもブースカだったのか

I didn't know that Sakurai-kun's also like Booska

http://www.1999.co.jp/itbig13/10130212.jpg

141： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 16:57:31.77 0 ID:

父親が超エリート官僚なのに芸能界を目指した根性は大したもんだと思う

それを認めた父親も凄い

His dad may be a super elite official, but I commend him for still getting into showbiz despite of that.
And his dad is amazing too for approving of that.

151： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 17:30:59.76 0 ID:

>>141

最初は父親反対しててしばらく口聞いてなかったとか言ってた気がする
IIRC, he said that his father was against it at first and they didn't talk to each other for a while

144： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 17:04:20.63 0 ID:

この前ニュースウォッチ9で松潤のロングインタビューが放送されてたけど何を伝えたいのかさっぱり分からんかったな

頭のいい櫻井なら良いインタビューになったはず

MatsuJun's long interview was shown on Newswatch 9 a while back, but I totally couldn't understand what he wanted to convey there.
The interview would've probably gone a whole lot better if that was the smart Sakurai there talking.

158： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 17:58:59.42 0 ID:

櫻井はインタビューとかの受け答えは上手い

逆にインタビューする才能はあんまりない

Sakurai's really good at answering interviews.
But on the flipside, he's not that gifted at conducting interviews.

145： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 17:06:27.99 0 ID:

ジャニさんに掘られてないのはキムタクと諸星かーくんだけ説が本当だとしたら

櫻井もタッキーみたいな目に遭ってるんだろうか？
If the theory that KimuTaku and Ka-kun Morohoshi are the only ones who weren't 'excavated' by Johnny-san is true, then does that mean that Sakurai also experienced what Tackey has gone through?

147： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 17:15:50.87 0 ID:

櫻井って頭良さそうに見えない
Sakurai doesn't look smart, though

148： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 17:20:14.57 0 ID:

密かに自分のことを全智全能だと思ってそう
He probably thinks to himself that he's omniscient and omnipotent

149： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 17:21:06.00 0 ID:

ハゲてるけど木更津キャッツアイが好きすぎて嫌いになれない
He may be balding, but I love Kisarazu Cat's Eye to death, I can't bring myself to hate him

http://hori109.blog.ocn.ne.jp/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/14/kisarazuws.jpg

154： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 17:45:25.76 0 ID:

なんだっけ上半身裸を雑誌で披露したら2丁目でバカ売れしたとか聞いたことある
What was it again? I heard that when he took off his top for a magazine once, it sold like hotcakes at 2-chome

http://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20100119/23/arainaka/eb/ce/j/o0499064010381901663.jpg

155： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 17:49:07.47 0 ID:

>>154

俺にはギャグにしか見えなかったけど姉と妹がめっちゃ興奮してたわ
That only looked like a gag to me, but my sisters were really excited about that

152： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/28(月) 17:36:55.31 0 ID:

生まれた時からスタートラインが違うからな

コイツは俺らより1光年先に居た

It's like the moment he was born, his starting line was already on a totally different position from everyone else's.

This guy was already 1 light year ahead of us. 

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