Thursday, December 19, 2013

What's up with Tetsuwan! DASH's ratings? wwwww


1: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:46:10.94 ID:35MGOa9a
18.9% 19:00-20:54 NTV ザ!鉄腕!DASH!!DASH島に雪が降る前に屋根を完成させねばSP

関東12.8%  THE MANZAI 2013

12.6% 安堂ロイド~A.I.knows LOVE?
18.9% 19:00-20:54 NTV  The! Tetsuwan! DASH!! ~We have to finish the roof before it snows on the island SP~
12.8% THE MANZAI 2013
12.6% Ando Lloyd finale
https://31.media.tumblr.com/50183c0d712e19b3225f5dfdfe61b644/tumblr_mivny6FYMY1s3zh7ao1_500.jpg

 



2: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:46:45.84 ID:ykm69YZi
強い(確信)
Strong (convinced)
7: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:47:59.35 ID:B9E3jVAm
予算かける→数字取れる→また予算かけられる
の良循環だからね、当然だね
Give budget → Gets ratings → Gets more budget
It's in a very healthy cycle, of course it'll get high ratings.
9: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:48:28.20 ID:sPDxSuEb
わけわからん芸人がギャーギャーやってるよりもリーダーが黙々と瓦作ってるほうが楽に見れるし
It's much more relaxing to watch Leader silently make roof tiles instead of seeing those wtf comedians causing a riot anyway
12: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:48:53.62 ID:mkowd5Mm
ダッシュイッテQの黄金リレー
DASH and ItteQ's golden relay
13: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:49:05.62 ID:jM2GnDXx
紅白に毎年でれる理由がわかる
And I understand with this why they're at the Kouhaku each and every year
17: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:50:35.15 ID:MHEeRFrW
屋根を完成させねば(アイドル番組)
"We have to finish the roof!" *(idol program)

http://s2.dmcdn.net/CaYGG/526x297-kQw.jpg
24: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:52:52.48 ID:PFiFLwgi
バラエティーの良心
The good consciences of variety shows
29: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:53:27.50 ID:5WdeIMkz
スタジオを無くしてワイプがないのが快適すぎんねん
It's so pleasant how they don't have a studio so they don't have those wipes (* inset)
36: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:55:43.35 ID:VUNqV4G7
>>29
一理ある
You have a point
35: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:55:14.63 ID:mebyHnM+
スポンサーの顔触れ見るだけで優良番組だってはっきりわかんだね
You can clearly tell that it's an excellent program just by seeing the sponsor lineup
42: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:56:24.85 ID:V13OhRzk
完全に大工になっててワロタ
LOLing that those guys are totally like carpenters

http://file.miwawan.blog.shinobi.jp/7b6a63e7.jpeg
43: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:56:28.39 ID:Yhy3WaVR
PTAサイドもニッコリ
Even the PTA is all smiles
44: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:56:36.66 ID:rx1ldzya
日曜の日テレは夕方から夜にかけて大正義やな
バンキシャだけは微妙やけど
NTV's evening to late night programs are the great justice on TV.
Bankisha's the only one that's a bit off, though.
50: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:57:10.52 ID:bArR8huS
http://i.imgur.com/YXHkZxz.jpg
124: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:14:15.72 ID:iZCBCOZS
>>50
マンデラ大統領かな?
Is that president Mandela?
56: 坂本先生 ◆oVkTQ/4Bmi7a 2013/12/16(月) 12:57:48.29 ID:grA4rizL
堂本光一はこの番組出られへんのかなあ
あいつも昔ピカイチって番組で資格取りまくってるから一級船舶とかクレーンとか資格いっぱい持ってんで
Can't Koichi Domoto appear on this program too?
He also got a lot of licenses on the show Pikaichi before, like level 1 ship handling and crane operations.
60: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:58:44.72 ID:QrIFnWE/
この前の海岸と島の2本立ての回すごい良かったな
The previous one with 2 episodes on the beach and the island was really good
63: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:59:14.35 ID:ywL+faVY
現在の日テレ日曜
DASH イッテ 行列 おしゃれ 有吉 ガキ使

15年前の日テレ日曜
特ホウ 200X 知ってるつもり おしゃれ 電波 ガキ使
Current NTV Sundays
DASH, ItteQ, Gyouretsu, Oshare, Ariyoshi, Gaki no tsukai

NTV Sundays 15 years ago
Tokuhou, 200X, Shitteru tsumori, Oshare, Denpa, Gaki no tsukai
68: 坂本先生 ◆oVkTQ/4Bmi7a 2013/12/16(月) 13:00:07.55 ID:grA4rizL
>>63
200Xのとこだけごっつええに食われてたな
Only 200X was defeated by Gottsuee back then, huh
69: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:00:24.03 ID:eivrEXrM
>>63
15年前も結構大正義やな
It was already the great justice 15 years ago, huh
78: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:03:33.36 ID:ywL+faVY
18年前だと200Xじゃなくて元気末期か
>>63のままの放送はごく短期間だったわ
And 18 years ago, it wasn't 200X, but the end of Genki*, huh. 
The lineup in >>63 only lasted for a very short time.* (Tensai Takeshi no Genki ga deru Terebi)
80: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:04:43.99 ID:oqSMBHFy
農家から大人気の城島

Joshima, the guy who's extremely popular with the farmers


http://pic.prepics-cdn.com/bunchoko/25062590_218x291.jpeg
81: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:04:47.18 ID:X0afsGTK
開始当初はスタジオ収録あったけど無くして正解やったな
They used have parts in the studio during its early days, but they were right about having it removed
84: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:05:29.21 ID:c0eYCygI
ちゃんと農家とか職人とかに敬意はらって作ってるのがわかるからいいな
It's wonderful how you can clearly see the program paying its respects to the farmers and the workers
86: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:05:47.17 ID:TptOPSJN
最近は作業風景ばっかなのに凄すぎない?
They're doing nothing but work these days on the show, isn't these ratings too amazing?
88: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:06:36.45 ID:r3fxVG9j
>>86
それがいいんだよ
That's what's good about it
89: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:06:44.33 ID:bArR8huS
>>86
もうみんなクイズやらトークに飽きとるんやろな
見てて気持ちがいいもん
Everyone's already sick and tired of quizzes and talks.
Watching it feels so good.
103: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:10:08.19 ID:dIkhMs2c
昔の○○歩で目的地までたどり着けるか?とか大好きやった
I loved what they did before, "Can you reach (insert location) in ___ steps?"
113: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:12:18.82 ID:3C0XzrV8
スペシャルとはいえ2時間で18.9%とれるバラエティが今どんだけあんだ?
イッテQくらいしか思い浮かばんわ
It may have been a special, but are there other variety shows now that can get 18.9% over 2 hours?
ItteQ's the only other show that comes to mind.
120: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:13:23.71 ID:hdRJ6Oym
ダッシュ村はマンネリ感あったからちょうど良かったわ
DASH Village felt like it was getting stuck in a rut so this is perfect
123: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:14:03.36 ID:ywL+faVY
DASHのパクリ番組ってあまり見ないな
I don't see too many programs imitating DASH
135: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:16:36.70 ID:sLVbrSjR
>>123
あんなんパクれんやろ
誰ができるんや
You can't copy that!
Who can?
143: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:17:22.62 ID:1nw0I1SE
>>123
出演者もスタッフもしんどいからやりたがらない
It's really hard on the participants and the staff so no one wants to do it
125: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:14:18.13 ID:iSTt5oTQ
ぐっさんとリーダーの年配二人がキャッキャしてるの見るだけで異様に癒やされるんだよなぁ…
Seeing the 2 eldest members, Gussan and Leader giggling like kids bizarrely puts me at ease...

http://griffon.blogzine.jp/turezure/media/tmpimg0908022105n120090802211231843.jpg
132: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:16:01.36 ID:7zoBPERJ
>>125
松岡が所々に見せるリーダー愛にも癒やされる
I'm also put at ease whenever Matsuoka shows his love for Leader
137: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:16:48.56 ID:L7Y+syPi
深夜時代は視たこと無かったけど
似たようなノリでやってたの?
I never got to see the program when it was still on late night.
Did they do the same thing?
160: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:20:14.61 ID:3WwsVmjy
>>137
ロケ7割、スタジオ3割って、感じで体使うロケ中心だった
It was more like 70% on location, 30% in the studio. They really used their physical abilities on location.
140: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:17:02.08 ID:0e5sbtnp
チャレンジ系企画のネタ切れからの農業番組への華麗なる転身
They successfully made the transition from a challenge-type program that ran out of ideas to an agricultural program

http://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20110704/17/haskychan/3a/76/j/o0355020311329830016.jpg
147: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:18:31.23 ID:d7+K+/hF
下品な芸人も表現もないし企画も自然に触れ合うことが多く年寄りや家族に好まれるからな

TVの視聴層を考えるとこういう方向性の番組のが視聴率はとれる
There are no cheap and obscene comedians and expressions, while all their segments have them interacting with nature, which makes the show loved by the elderly and families. And when you consider the audience who watches TV, I think these kinds of programs will get the ratings.

http://file.trueindividual.ni-moe.com/110612_2.jpg

http://file.trueindividual.ni-moe.com/110509_2.jpg

169: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:21:20.42 ID:KyJ93d9M
リーダーが入ってた露天風呂がバシャーン!ってぶっ壊れた時が多分人生で一番笑った
I think I laughed the hardest in my entire life when Joshima came into the outdoor bath and it broke down
175: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:21:38.04 ID:bDn+VSrm
やってることが健全すぎるから安心して見れるのがでかいな
TOKIOってアイドルですよね・・・
The things they do are so wholesome so it's huge that you don't have to worry when you watch them.
TOKIO are idols, right...

https://31.media.tumblr.com/b71f82bc99386aacd36861c8f0504bbf/tumblr_mxe38xCkij1rvraymo2_250.gif
189: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:24:54.60 ID:3WwsVmjy
深夜時代は変装して路上弾き語りがドル箱だったと記憶してる
ダッシュよりトキオヘッズの方が好きだったけど
When they were doing late night shows, I think their main gig was going on the streets and singing there.
I used to like TOKIO HEADZ better than DASH, though.
192: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:25:19.52 ID:oqSMBHFy
エース乞食国分、どの企画でもまんべんなく楽なポジションKokubun the ace beggar always gets the easy ones among all their tasks


https://31.media.tumblr.com/7b43f93a698c1a25d51a7b38f66b5cee/tumblr_mqcq4cEwdE1soc06jo2_250.gif
195: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:26:19.56 ID:dJMrF+S+
>>192
瓦張りで真っ先に一番危険の少ない地上作業を選ぶ屑
He's the scum who chooses the least dangerous ground works when they were laying out the tiles
197: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:26:57.87 ID:3C0XzrV8
>>192
なんでや、0円食堂国分は1番でも4番でも打てる最強バッターやろ
Why? Kokubun is their strongest member who could do anything with their 0 yen diner tasks.
205: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:28:54.29 ID:5DI4KLDL
国分の遠回り乞食きらい
長瀬の直球乞食すき
I hate how Kokubun beats around the bush when he begs for something.

I like how Nagase goes straight to the point when he begs for something.


http://www.tumblr.com/search_lightbox/tomoni-chan/56166767926#
216: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:32:39.84 ID:rDTmuZwv
TOKIO(鉄腕ダッシュ)とV6(学校に行こう)なぜ差がついたか
TOKIO (Tetsuwan DASH) and V6 (Gakkou he ikou). Why was there such a huge disparity between them?
231: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:34:49.30 ID:9TwcnF5Q
>>216
ぶっちゃけ学校へ行こうの番組貢献度は素人>>>>>>>>V6だったからなあ
Honestly for Gakkou he ikou, the amateurs contributed much, much more to the program than V6
221: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:33:15.71 ID:Mxuxnf+l
震災で村放射線量バリバリの頃防護服着て調査に行けるアイドル
The idols who were able to go and inspect the village right after the disaster when the radiation levels were still high

http://cdn-ak.f.st-hatena.com/images/fotolife/m/macgyer/20110918/20110918033359.jpg
250: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:38:38.80 ID:sFbgdEhl
>>221
あれは言うてまえば、ダッシュ村のケジメをつけたんよね
最後を看取ったとも言えるけど、あれをやらずに「次は島です」って無理やったと思う
That's like their way of settling things with DASH Village.
You can say that it was their way of staying by the deathbed of the village, but they couldn't have just proceeded to the island without doing that. 
229: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:34:15.95 ID:emqJPfFT
タレントがロケでスズメバチに遭遇
→業者が駆除するまでロケ中止

TOKIOがスズメバチに遭遇
→業者に弟子入りして駆除方法マスターするまでロケ中止
When talents encounter a beehive on-location
→They delay the shoot until the specialists get rid of it.

When TOKIO encounter a beehive on-location
→They delay the shoot so TOKIO can become understudies of the specialists and master how to get rid of the beehive themselves.
234: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:35:51.37 ID:I0Zx54vL
>>229
草不可避
ROFLMAO
237: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:35:59.49 ID:nI/1L/6o
>>229
冷静に考えておかしい
Just thinking about that, it's really crazy
251: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:39:03.10 ID:W57Xflb4
島やりだしてから松岡よく見るようになった
松岡が一番リーダーに優しいな
I started seeing a lot of Matsuoka once they started going to the island.
Matsuoka is the kindest member to leader.

http://file.trueindividual.ni-moe.com/111016_1.jpg
260: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:40:41.30 ID:lOAXRoLE
http://25.media.tumblr.com/68a96a66342ddfc71d90aeb561b32944/tumblr_mlcscfJHwT1qlfgf2o6_400.gif

関係ないけどこれ草生えたわ
This is unrelated, by I LOL'd the most with this
267: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:41:36.15 ID:YDXUcEuW
>>260
やったぜ。
Yatta ze.
269: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:41:42.90 ID:OS1TvzZz
>>260
あっ・・・(察し)
Ah... (realizes something)
277: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:42:39.74 ID:0e5sbtnp
城島→クレーン運転免許
山口→潜水士、一級小型船舶操縦士
長瀬→二級小型船舶操縦士
松岡→調理師免許
国分→不明

たぶん他にも溶接とか潜水関係は一杯もってるはず
Joshima: License in mobile crane operation
Yamaguchi: Licensed diver, License to operate small boats  lv.1
Nagase: License to operate small boats  lv.2
Matsuoka: Chef's license
Kokubun: Unknown


I think they also have a lot of others like for welding, or diving-related stuff.
281: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:42:56.02 ID:eivrEXrM
>>277
なんやこいつら…
What the heck us up with these guys
288: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:43:33.25 ID:q5N/KWR0
>>277
あと主夫レベルが地味に高い
And their house-husband levels must be pretty high as well
300: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:44:49.44 ID:sLVbrSjR
>>277
なんでも屋かな?
Do-it-alls?
295: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:44:37.79 ID:gMadVEaE
ジャニの中でもTOKIOは一番好感持てるわ
TOKIO's really the most likable group in Johnny's

http://blog-imgs-62.fc2.com/p/o/r/poruts53/20130829172145719.png
302: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:45:06.69 ID:Qeaexbuz
スタジオが無くなったのは番組のテンポも良くなるし
どうでもいいワイプ見なくて良いし良いことづくめだったな
The tempo of the program got better when they got rid of the studio.
And we don't have to see that wipe no one cares about, everything just went for the better.
312: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:46:22.62 ID:K8rIRkc8
ワイプなし、スタジオトークなし、他番組が2時間スペシャルでやる事を10分で済ませる

つまらない訳がない
No wipe, no studio talk, and they finish in 10 minutes what other programs would do for a 2-hour special.

There's no way it's boring.








323: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16 13:47:59 ID:PI3lc3Q1
光一助っ人で呼ぶの面白そう
光一なら雰囲気変えなさそうやし
It might be interesting to see Koichi being called in to help them.
I don't think Koichi will change the mood of things anyway.
330: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16 13:49:07 ID:OS1TvzZz
>>323
長瀬とイチャイチャ遊びそう 
He might just play around with Nagase
http://file.trueindividual.ni-moe.com/jf3.jpg
344: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16 13:50:32 ID:sodME5l5
光一来たらトロッコでずっと遊んでそう
I feel that Koichi will just play all day on the tram if he does come
355: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16 13:51:55 ID:kuXV6/6C
キンキも暇そうだし鉄腕ダッシュに出ればええやん
KinKi looks like they're not doing anything, they should also appear on DASH
398: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16 14:00:37 ID:dIkhMs2c
普通に10年後も農作業やってそうなんだよなぁ・・・
I can still see them doing farmwork after 10 years...
422: 風吹けば名無し 013/12/16 14:07:29 ID:DzCAdJCB
こんな優良番組を特番でつぶす日テレは頭おかしいとしか思えん
NTV are total retards whenever they don't show this excellent program just because of some other SP
436: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16 14:10:47 ID:OS1TvzZz
>>422
たまに潰してやらんと山口の酷使で死んでまう
If they don't, Yamaguchi would die due to overwork
309: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16 13:45:56 ID:dJMrF+S+
DASH星~TOKIOは火星を人が住める環境に出来るか!?~


ありそう

DASH Planet ~Will TOKIO be able to make the planet Mars livable for mankind!?~

Might be a possibility.
328: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16 13:49:02 ID:I0Zx54vL
>>309
大草原
ROFLMAO
334: 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16 13:49:52 ID:c0eYCygI
>>309
どっかの小惑星にDASH星と名づけて開拓しそう
They might go to some small planet, rename it "Planet DASH" and develop it






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