This is the process how men come to hate Mukai wwwwwww

1： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:06:57.14 ID:KbN3MrsR

男「(向井なんとかってあんま格好良くないけど売れてんなー。ゴリ推し？)」

～その後～

彼女or好きな女「向井理超いい・・・ホント格好良い～(ｳｯﾄﾘ)」

男「ファッ!?許せねえ・・・」

こんな感じやろ

Man: "(That Mukai guy isn't so handsome but he's popular. Overhyped?)"

~Afterwards~

Girlfriend or someone he likes: "Osamu Mukai's so amazing... He's really handsome~ (swoons)"
Man: "FU!? Unforgivable..."

Must be something like this.

http://thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp/@0_mall/book/cabinet/jan_4910204/4910204820211.jpg

2： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:07:45.37 ID:DRC2iRnt

正解

Correct

3： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:08:36.13 ID:PQ/kKNFW

嫉妬

Jealousy

9： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:10:12.24 ID:KbN3MrsR

もう一つありそうなパターン

彼女「もう連絡してこないで。距離置きたいの・・・」
男「なんでや！？」

～後日～

彼女「ｷｬﾊｳﾌﾌ」
新彼氏「アハハハハ」

男「向井理っぽい容姿やんけ・・・あのｸｿﾎﾞｹえええええ」

Another possible pattern

Girlfriend: "Don't call me again. I want some distance..."
Man: "Why in the world!?"

~days later~

Girlfriend: "Kyaha, ufufu"
New BF: "Ahahahaha"


Man: "He looks like Osamu Mukai... That rotten sunnovabiatch."

10： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:10:34.58 ID:aw9T7EKS

ワイは喋ってんの聞いて苦手だなーって思った
なんか内面がめんどくさそう

I heard him talking and I just couldn't stand him.
He feels like he's got a pretty troublesome personality.

63： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:32:34.55 ID:0A81jY4X

>>10

わかる

ぐう普通の顔から糞みたいな性格

I understand.
He's got a damn plain face and a shi++y attitude.

12： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:11:36.60 ID:mmqE6T4U

向井理がイケメンじゃないと思ってる奴って
TOKIOの長瀬みたいな顔が最上級だと思っとるんやろな

People who think Osamu Mukai isn't an ikemen must think that TOKIO's Nagase has the best face ever

http://urageinou.org/wp-content/uploads/%E9%95%B7%E7%80%AC%E6%99%BA%E4%B9%9F%E5%BD%BC%E5%A5%B3%E7%94%BB%E5%83%8F%E6%B5%B7.jpg

27： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:20:33.72 ID:EZdX+hpZ

>>12

どっちも好きやで

I like both

42： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:23:44.49 ID:20og3Ani

>>12

いけないのですか？

Why, can't I think that way?

15： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:13:18.95 ID:pcMi79SY

こいつとｵｸﾞﾘｯｼｭは身長補正や

This guy and Ogurish are helped by their height

http://s.cinematoday.jp/res/A0/00/21/A0002141-00.jpg

18： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:14:32.79 ID:OYqE0x65

２ちゃんで好かれてる割合と嫌われてる割合が半々くらいの芸能人はイケメンではない 

イケメン芸能人は好かれてばっかりか嫌われてばっかりのどちらか

There are no ikemens who are half-liked and half-hated on 2chan.
It's either you like them a lot or you hate them to bits.

20： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:17:23.11 ID:988FhgA9

俺はかっこいいと思うが

I personally think he's cool, though

http://images.star-pedia.com/big/2012831/SXT67AREKP.jpg

22： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:17:46.62 ID:/4wlYIwL

さっぱり系の顔が流行ってくれてありがたや

I'm actually grateful to him that these "refreshing looks" have become popular

http://stat001.ameba.jp/user_images/20100211/19/osamu-labo/bc/de/j/o0480085410410230450.jpg

23： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:19:01.26 ID:W2WUdB0o

俺もかっこいいと思う
だから何で嫌われるのかわかんない

I also think he's cool.
That's why I don't know why people hate him.

24： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:19:09.34 ID:ESnc2Waa

スタイルが良い

He's got a good figure

http://art41.photozou.jp/pub/154/542154/photo/48261898_624.jpg

25： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:19:54.97 ID:KbN3MrsR

>>24

顔がクッソ小さくて180cmか

He has a damn small face and stands 180cm tall

26： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:19:58.47 ID:V2ZG9I9k

男からはそうでもないが
女からはやけに顔面評価の高い二岡

Not so much by men, but women apparently rate Nioka's face highly

http://www.officiallyjd.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130512_mona_11.jpg

33： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:21:50.63 ID:vBUXtMsw

二岡と似てるよなｗｗｗ

He does look like Nioka www

36： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:22:20.66 ID:gVB5Q1aF

別に嫌いではないな

I don't really hate him

37： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:22:21.68 ID:nW0Ndqre

スラッとしてて清潔感がある執事服とか着ても違和感なさそう

He's slender and looks clean so he wouldn't look awkward in butler clothes

http://blog-imgs-18.fc2.com/y/u/r/yurarhythm/20090903224200b45.png

41： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:23:42.00 ID:8uVpWc8C

どう考えてもイケメンだと思うんだが

I think he's an ikemen no matter how you think about it

http://pic.prepics-cdn.com/ce4e989a0310/9712377.jpeg

43： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:23:53.69 ID:gDSsJ/Rx

少女漫画の世界の生き物タイプは同性から嫌われる

These living creatures who look like they came directly from shoujo mangas are hated by the same sex

44： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:23:54.02 ID:UdBW8Ect

こういうスレ立てると、
かっこいいって書くやつ多そうだと思ったら案の定だった

And when you start a thread like this, I expected a lot of people would write that he's cool.
Just as I expected, huh.

45： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:23:57.18 ID:vBUXtMsw

向かいを芸能人として見たら大したことない気もするが
向かい理似の上司いるんだが超絶くっそカッコイイ

I feel that Mukai doesn't look all that as a celebrity, but I have a boss who looks like him and damn, he's so cool.

49： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:27:19.61 ID:h4DjIEhT

好青年やん
男の嫉妬はダサいわ
そんなんやからモテへんねん

He's a fine young man.
Men who get jealous sure are lame.

And that's why you guys don't become popular with the girls.

http://pic.prepics-cdn.com/036riiiiii27/18624178.jpeg

50： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:27:39.19 ID:V/SYuqW3

演技下手すぎ

He's so bad at acting.

52： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:29:30.38 ID:C0bpM07T

共演者食いまくってるって聞いた時
どうでもいいから、ちょっと嫌いに変わった

When I heard that he kept devouring all his co-stars, my stance towards him turned from "indifferent" to "slight hatred"

54： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:30:27.24 ID:gh5AOire

声とスタイル補正らしい

I think it's because of his voice and his style

57： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:30:46.59 ID:f9Q8EHWG

少女漫画的な可愛さ売りにする男は同性支持は諦めるべき

Men who are trying to go for that cute shoujo manga look should give up on being liked by the same sex

60： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:31:26.05 ID:3vZ/XRO6

向井理普通にかっこええやん
何でこんな嫌われてるかわからん

Mukai's just plain cool.

I don't know why people are hating on him so much.

http://img5.blogs.yahoo.co.jp/ybi/1/54/a4/kyouheihiroki342/folder/1146283/img_1146283_24066990_1?1237031145.jpg

62： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:32:04.93 ID:1e1/06e0

もこみちとか竹野内なら
何も言えない

But if it's Mokomichi or Takenouchi, I won't be able to say a thing.

http://mantan-web.jp/gallery/2013/02/14/20130214dog00m200062000c/image/018.jpg

66： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:33:14.43 ID:Tu76fWGP

つーかトーク見てると性格的にあんま友達になりたくないタイプ
実際はどうかしらんがそこが原因やないの？

Actually, he seems like the type that you wouldn't want to have as a friend when you see him on talk shows. I actually don't know how he is in real life, but isn't that the main reason?

72： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:34:55.50 ID:gjyubdzm

逆に男ってっていうより2chねらーの男って
異常にTOKIO長瀬崇拝してるのはなんでだ？

異常に崇拝してるけどあれこそ向井理の逆版で
女に支持されずに男が憧れるかっこよさでは？

Let me ask then, why are men, or the men on 2channel, so obsessed with and worship TOKIO's Nagase so much?
He's being adored like a god, but he's the opposite of Mukai, like one that isn't liked by the women but has that coolness that men admire, right?

http://www.suruga-ya.jp/database/pics/game/g6866997.jpg

100： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:43:40.05 ID:5GrxDYSk

>>72

女性が目力とかに拘るのと大体同じ理由かと

目鼻立ちハッキリしている方が同性は理解しやすい

I think it's the same reason why women are so hung up with how persuasive one's eyes are.
People with more distinct eyes and noses are much easier to understand by the same sex.

74： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:35:18.49 ID:ban8u/hE

ネラーの憧れるイケメン 濃い顔 堀の深い中性的

リアル女が好きなイケメン 薄いけど優しい顔立ち 女っぽく少し可愛らしい

ネラーが後者嫌いなのは大体クラスの中心が下の系統の顔だったからやろ

Ikemen that nellers* like: Deep-faced with deep lines, yet still androgynous.
Ikemen that real women like: Bland yet gentle-looking face. A bit girly-looking and cute.
The reason why nellers hate the latter is because the most popular guy in their class probably has the same facial features as that.

* (2channellers)

75： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:35:38.17 ID:ty8/FrLF

実際見たらチビるぐらいのイケメンなんやろなぁ

But I bet that he's such an ikemen in person that it'd make you wet yourself

76： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:36:06.57 ID:E+kMATW4

男「(向井なんとかってあんま格好良くないけど売れてんなー。ゴリ推し？)」 

～その後～ 

彼女or好きな女「向井秀徳超いい・・・ホントKAKKOII～(ｳｯﾄﾘ)」 

男「ファッ!?許せねえ・・・」

Man: "(That Mukai guy isn't so handsome but he's popular. Overhyped?)"

~Afterwards~

Girlfriend or someone he likes: "Shutoku Mukai's so amazing... He's really handsome~ (swoons)"

Man: "FU!? Unforgivable..."

81： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:37:41.46 ID:1e1/06e0

>>76

向井秀徳をかっこいいなんて言う女は椎名林檎ぐらいだろ

Ringo Sheena's probably the only woman who'd say the Shutoku Mukai is handsome

http://mnavi.roland.jp/interview/img/17/photo-interview-08.jpg

77： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:36:10.71 ID:9pAtl6be

女でいったら誰が向井に相当するんだろう

Who's the female version of Mukai, then?

80： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:37:38.85 ID:KbN3MrsR

>>77

相武沙希

Saki Aibu

82： 佐藤養助@nioka334 2013/03/15(金) 12:37:52.91 ID:/5rLE+KN

>>77

同性ウケ悪いって共通点なら石原さとみとか

If you go by the common factor that they're hated by the same sex, then it's probably Satomi Ishihara

78： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:36:22.36 ID:CPCSEMj+

向井理よりさらに一段上の伊勢谷の事はお前らどう思ってんだ？

Then what do you guys think about Iseya who's one level higher than Osamu Mukai?

http://newslounge.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/06daf275abf481f3cdb5926bf9ab0a0e.jpg

84： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:38:12.38 ID:E+kMATW4

>>78

こないだ行ったイベントでナレーション勤めてたんだがカミカミでﾜﾛﾀ

でもそんな伊勢谷を見てみんな「かっこいい」という感想であった

イケメンは得だと思いました（ISEYA）

He narrated at an event that I went to, and I LOL'd at how he sounded like he was eating his words.
But everyone still looked at Iseya in admiration and were like, "He's so handsome".
That made me think that these ikemens really have it good.

87： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:38:56.69 ID:0A81jY4X

>>78

すげー色男やと思うよ

性格は面倒くさそうやけど才能あるからしゃーない

I think he's really sexy.
He seems to have a troublesome personality, but that's because he's got talent so it can't be helped.

86： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:38:42.13 ID:/4wlYIwL

瑛太はどうなん？似たようなタイプちゃうか？

Then what about Eita? Isn't he of a similar type?

http://www.magabon.jp/special/voice/common/images/photo211_01.jpg

91： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:39:48.69 ID:CPCSEMj+

>>86

瑛太はカエラとでき婚でファン激減したんやない？

Eita lost a lot of fans because of his shotgun marriage with Kaela, right?

92： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:40:22.81 ID:V/SYuqW3

>>86

演技力が段違い

瑛太１０ならこいつは１．５くらい

Their acting skills are worlds apart.
If Eita is 10, then this guy is only 1.5.

102： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:44:09.01 ID:/4wlYIwL

男も女も普通っぽいのに雰囲気でモテる奴は
あざといやつが多い気がする

I have this impression that the men and women who may look plain but are popular thanks to their atmosphere are mostly crooked inside

104： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:45:56.64 ID:SfPRpEyV

ドラマとかで見ててカッコええやんって思ってたら
なんかの番組で喋ってるときめっちゃ俺様的な態度でなんやこいつってなった

He looks cool when you see him in dramas, but when you see him speaking on some talk show, he always has this attitude that he feels like he's the best

105： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:47:02.25 ID:oQP612ah

小栗旬 瑛太 ←すき
向井理←きらい

Shun Oguri, Eita ← I like
Osamu Mukai ← I hate

108： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:48:43.01 ID:E0KwGvDT

ここまで露出多いのに全く存在感みたいなのを感じない
芸能人じゃなかったら目に入らんレベル

Despite all his exposure, you still can't feel any sort of presence from him.

He's on a level that wouldn't even catch your eye if he weren't a celebrity.

111： 風吹けば名無し 2013/03/15(金) 12:49:54.46 ID:ban8u/hE

こいつのほうがイケメンだけど
ノンスタイル井上のが好き

This guy may be more of an ikemen, 
but I prefer Non Style's Inoue

http://kuroro-trend.blog.so-net.ne.jp/_images/blog/_758/kuroro-trend/E3838EE383B3E382B9E382BFE382A4E383ABE4BA95E4B88A.jpg

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