Akemi Darenogare shocked by Hiroiki Ariyoshi's criticism

1： 禿の月φ ★ 2013/12/11(水) 12:17:17.79 ID:???P

Model Akemi Darenogare was on Ariyoshi's program Ariyoshi no daretoku!? (Fuji, Tuesdays 11pm) on the 10th. She started off the show by saying: "Ariyoshi looks at me as a girl. He really likes me." She continues: "He shows his kindness to me casually by saying things like 'she'll be on TV if I make fun of her'. Thank you very much for liking me."

Ariyoshi who was silently listening to this finally opened his mouth and said: "If I talk with the other mid-level comedians around the same age as me about who we'd date to be considered lame, then Darenogare would probably come out on top". "A while back, that would have been misono. Like 'you're dating that!? The worst one!?." Ariyoshi didn't stop there and said "It'll just be so lame. Comedians who'd make a pass on Darenogare are lame".

Darenogare then said, "I'm really shocked...".

When the program ended, Darenogare stopped Ariyoshi who was making his way out of the studio and asked: "Ariyoshi-san, is that the truth?", to which Ariyoshi said, "I think that would really be the case". Darenogare finally fights back: "Can you please cut that out! It'll turn into a small news, and then word that 'it'll be lame to date Darenogare' will spread!", as Ariyoshi left the studio, looking unconcerned.

Source: http://mdpr.jp/news/detail/1307233

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4： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:20:09.68 ID:UZ/bISzFi

有吉って相手を凹ます天才やなホンマに

陰湿やけど

Ariyoshi really is a genius at humiliating other people. 
He's pretty underhanded, though.

7： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:21:13.49 ID:OG5ZEGijP

こんな男みたいな女連れてたら笑われるわな
People would laugh at you if you brought along this man-like woman

10： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:22:09.28 ID:YeO5fHKQ0

モデル上がりの芸なし烏合の衆が勘違いしてるからだろｗ
It's because this talentless model who's practically a nobody has the wrong idea w

11： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:22:43.17 ID:N2wIPvCHO

関係ないmisonoが一番可哀想w
I feel sorry for misono the most, she's got nothing to do with this w

21： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:26:22.08 ID:UZ/bISzFi

>>11

そこで関係無いmisonoをフォローせず自分の事考えて慌てるダレノガレの底の浅さを見て有吉はほくそ笑むんやろ
And Ariyoshi's probably laughing inside at Darenogare who's so shallow, she didn't even follow up on the unrelated misono and kept thinking about herself

13： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:23:17.99 ID:I1bkyZRh0

有吉　ヤンキーお似合い

気使わなくてよくて楽しそうにしてる

Ariyoshi, Yankee, a good match.
He doesn't need to show any concern and is just enjoying himself.

14： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:23:30.57 ID:rRekj76y0

有吉モテモテやな

でも有吉、こういうビ●チは大嫌いなんだなあ

そういうところは好感持てる

つか、この思考法は俺らに近い

Ariyoshi's really popular with the girls, huh.
But Ariyoshi must really despise bi+ches like her.
That's one thing I like about him.
Actually, his way of thinking is pretty similar to ours.

49： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:37:23.70 ID:0BaHoWdT0

>>14

同意。有吉は毒舌いう相手をわきまえてるからおもろい。

これがブスだったら笑えないけどさ

キレイだからこれだけ叩いても大丈夫なんだよな。

Agreed. Ariyoshi knows whom he shoud unleash his fangs to, and that's funny.
It won't be funny if the girl was ugly, though.
She's beautiful, so it's alright even if she's bashed this much.

19： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:25:25.57 ID:brpN/6b70

ダレノガレって元彼が多すぎてヒク

たまたま行った大学にも元彼いたし

I get turned off by Darenogare, she's got a lot of exes. She even had an ex in the college I attended.

24： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:28:07.49 ID:nrn+LdU70

美人なんだろうけど化粧がケバくてきつい

それにしてもモデルって下品になったんだな

知らなかっただけで元々そうだったのかな

She may be beautiful, but I can't stand how flashy her makeup is.
But whatever the case, models these days sure have become cheap and vulgar.
Or is it just that I didn't know about it but they've always been like this?

35： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:31:17.06 ID:f+mWrK9B0

>>24

モデルにもランクがあるからな

ＪＯＹ的な位置づけだろう

Models have their own ranks too.
She must be similar to JOY's position.

124： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:58:55.01 ID:kyDXnEkr0

>>24

この人ほとんどモデル業やってないんだよ

JJでもろくに出てないのにモデル名乗ってるのが不思議な感じ
But this woman almost never models. She's not even on JJ that much, but it's a mystery why she's still calling herself a model.

26： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:29:06.57 ID:DUU2po7d0

足太過ぎだろ

モデルなどとよく言えるな
Her legs are too fat. I'm amazed that she can call herself a model with this.

http://mdpr.jp/photo/images/2013/03/04/w0c-e_869801.jpg

28： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:30:16.65 ID:/S1cSN18P

ざっくりハイタッチで小籔の今後消えそうなタレント暴露で出て来た

ダレノガレ必死だなｗｗｗｗｗｗ

She was on Koyabu's list of the "Talents who you'd think would disappear" on Zakkuri High Touch.
Darenogare must be desperate wwwwww

33： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:30:51.07 ID:1CpkUAih0

そういえばmisonoって消えたな
Come to think of it, misono has disappeared

41： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:33:32.23 ID:1Uu2FuEt0

当たり前じゃんこんなバカ晒しまくってるんだから

でも頼んだらやらせてくれそうだよねｗ

Of course, after exposing how stupid she is.
But I bet she'd let you bang her if you just ask.

50： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:37:26.27 ID:NgpmLgay0

どっちも性格悪そうw

Both of them seem really rude w

57： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:39:14.24 ID:oXNCq/Ug0

唐突に犠牲になるmisonoで笑った
LOLing at misono who suddenly became the victim

65： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:42:09.10 ID:fFDqvlbq0

確かにダレノガレと付き合うとか恥ずかしいそう
Now that you think about it, it must really be embarrassing to date Darenogare

69： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:43:43.48 ID:bnbWY41s0

ダガノゲレが『意外と堅いっていわれる』っていってたけどクソビ●チだと思ってたのが普通のビ●チだった 程度の話だと思う

Darenogare said that "People say I'm surprisingly smart".
Well, I guess it's similar to "being thought of as a huge bi+ch when she's actually just a regular bi+ch".

76： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:45:58.44 ID:1wyUhAOk0

有吉弘行　勝利の方程式

「叩く」

↓

凹ませる　←←←今ここ

↓

次回どっかの楽屋等で会ったら「冗談に決まってるじゃん。あれが仕事だから。ごめんね（笑顔）」と優しくする

↓

ギャップに簡単に落ちる

Hiroiki Ariyoshi's formula for victory

[Bash]
↓
[Humiliate] 　←←←Here now
↓
When they see each other again backstage or somewhere, he'd say "of course that was a joke. I was just doing my job. Sorry" (smiles).
↓
The other person would easily fall for the gap in his personality.

84： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:47:50.51 ID:lKmOO7jsi

こいつ風俗嬢みたいな見た目な上に、単純にブスでスタイルも悪いから、まあこいつと付き合うのは恥ずかしいね

On top of looking like a prostitute, she's ugly and has bad style so it's definitely embarrassing to date her.

88： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:48:37.13 ID:UiZSCntQ0

この子、元があば●れヤンキーだからね、有吉は本音とジョークが紙一重ｗ
Well, this girl used to be a yankee bi+ch. In Ariyoshi's case, there's just a very fine line between his actual thoughts and his jokes w

93： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:49:43.66 ID:ZpxTnerM0

一生坂本だけ野球選手だけ追いかけていて欲しい

他のアスリートの名前出されたくない穢れる

She should just keep on chasing after Sakamoto the baseball player.
Don't use the names of other athletes, they'll be stained.

http://www.hdshq.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/4f07f3e720f3239c2301224b69ab7b27.jpg

97： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:50:36.54 ID:BtMxuJ5t0

漂白した小森純
She's like Jun Komori bleached white

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/nanjsaikouya/imgs/9/e/9e4119fa.jpg

102： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:52:20.78 ID:WZ+JeO4H0

5年前で言ったら木下優樹菜だなｗ
She's like Yukina Kinoshita 5 years ago w

108： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:53:44.77 ID:nj16H+TQO

この子そんなに遊んでないでしょ。

発言聞いてるとそんな気がする

野球やってたころはデブだったし。

I don't think this girl plays around that much.
You'd think so when you hear her statements.
She was also fat when she was still playing baseball.

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/aokichanyon444/imgs/6/3/630b97ec.jpg

120： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:56:24.09 ID:brpN/6b70

>>108

そんな女ほどビ●チに陥りやすい
Girls like that are the ones who are more susceptible to becoming bi+ches

114： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:55:57.71 ID:E6+fa/si0

放送は結構面白かったぞ。下ネタがラジオかよって思ったが。

11時以降の番組の方が良いね。

The show was pretty funny. All those dirty jokes made me think if I was listening to the radio, though.
Programs past 11pm are indeed  better.

125： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:59:10.74 ID:K8jTe1c00

この人黙ってたらいいのに

それじゃあ、ハーフ界での生き残り戦争で戦えないのかな

This girl's nice as long as she keeps her mouth shut, but she won't be able to survive the battle among the halfies with this.

129： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 13:02:24.48 ID:9zeT9cge0

>>125

黙っているお行儀のいい奴なんてバラエティで使ってもらえないだろｗ

ドラマや映画の番宣で来てる女優じゃあるまいし

No one would use silent and well-mannered people on variety shows w
It's not like she's \an actress who's guesting on the show for her promotions. 

126： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:59:38.12 ID:AxgReSNti

んで、こいつは誰に需要があんの？若い女に好かれてるの？
So who are the people who like her? The young women?

127： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 12:59:53.11 ID:MoQ+WeUD0

たいしたことは言ってないが

受けの上手い方じゃなさそうだからなダレノガレ

I don't think what he said was that harsh, but Darenogare doesn't seem like the type who's a good sport.

130： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 13:02:43.45 ID:XDhZaUpf0

ダレノカレノと付き合ったらカッコ悪い、当たってる

素直に現実を受け入れるしかないな

"It would be so lame if you date someone like Darenogare":  yes that's correct.
She should just accept the truth.

134： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 13:03:24.63 ID:rpnrU9Rb0

坂本も早く女遊び諦めて

こいつと結婚すればエエのにな
Sakamoto should give up playing with other women and get married to this one

http://www.giants.jp/G/today-g/img/img_20090524165042905_58374.jpg

159： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 13:15:30.28 ID:/Jp+xvzC0

どっちかつうと残念なハーフに分類されるよな
She's categorized as one of the disappointing halfies, huh

167： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 13:20:35.44 ID:gWXlQ3up0

これ言われたら、誰だって効くわｗ
This would definitely hurt no matter whom this is said to w

171： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/12/11(水) 13:21:50.56 ID:t6aKG4Pw0

まあ、望み通り叩かれなくなったときは消えたとき
But the moment she stops getting bashed is the moment that she has disappeared

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